This blonde is driving down the road, speeding, and gets pulled over by another blonde, a cop. The cop says let me see your license.
The blonde looks in her purse for awhile then says what does it look like? The blonde cop says, its the thing with your picture on it.
The blonde looks through her purse again, finds her compact, opens it and thinks, it must be this and hands it to the cop. The cop looks at it and says, we could have saved a lot of trouble if you told me you were a cop in the first place!!
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