I heard that a golf cart driver doing 19.8 mph was passed by an illegal cart doing an estimated 21 mph, the passed driver became enraged, pulled a pistol...and shot the rear tire of the passing cart.
The cart with the shot out tire then rolled over, but the driver was wearing a seat belt...and was unharmed.
Unfortunately, the dog that was unsecured in the cart that rolled over...was thrown from the cart.
Although the dog was unharmed...it scared the poop out of it.
When the police arrived, the driver of the rolled over cart was immediately handcuffed...and taken into custody.
He was charged with...
'failing to pick up his dog's poop.'
That's what I heard anyway.
