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Old 09-16-2018, 05:21 PM
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This is NOTHING but that Casino in Vegas I think its The Venetian. They did the same thing to us. They slipped 50MG of Melatonin in our coffee because I was killing them at the BlackJack table. I'll never go back again because I would want to have as good of a time as last time and that would be impossible. I was accused of card counting because I said I wanted to go to KMart and buy underwear! Take your time Mrs. Abby! Let me know which day you NOTHING but get the joke.

In Old Vegas, My Middle son paid two of those Dancers with the frilly feathers to practically maul me in front of our entire gang. I was embarrassed beyond words. Mrs. Nucky gave the gag the O.K. and laughed the most out of everyone. It was ten years ago and they still bust me about my reaction. That's definitely not my thing! What's that saying? NOTHING other than elephants never forget. I still owe him a big gag. I'll get him real good one day.
Nucky, you know me too well - I will let you know which day I get it because it probably won't be today - lol

But as long as we're going the comedy route, here's a good one for you NOTHINGS, sent to me from a friend of mine who could only hope to be a NOTHING -

If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and I'm trying to signal you.

Remember that when I get to TV because that's the only reason I can think of to order a decaf -