Two guys grow up together in Amityville, NY, and both retire. One moves to The Villages in Florida and the other moves to PebbleCreek in Arizona. They agree to meet every five years to play golf on the Black Course at Bethpage State Park.
At age 55, they finish their round of golf.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Well, you know, they got the good-looking servers, and the tight shorts, and the legs ..."
"OK."
Five years later at age 60 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.”
"Why?"
"Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little betting action on the games."
"OK."
Five years later at age 65 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 70 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price"
"OK"
At age 75 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door."
"OK."
At age 80 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"We've never been there before.”
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