[Rapscallion St Croix]

Since we will already have the torches and pitchforks deployed, let's go after those who fly the flag at night without proper illumination. Then we can extract a pound of flesh from those flying unserviceable flags. I know it is not in the code, but maybe we should target all those whose flags were not made in the USA. After that, if anyone wants to join me, I am going after the idiots who revoked Pluto's status as a planet.