Friends of mine had their sons Godfather call one day and invited himself down for 11 days. The friend was OK but his girlfriend was a nightmare to be around. After several days, the friend said he loved TV and knew there was a house around the corner from them, he wanted to look at.
My friend said he saw the house,
"it was a 2 bedroom, 2 bath and too close".
One time my friends Nick and Debbie and I went to Guy Fieri's for dinner. After a couple of drinks, Debbie looked up and said,
"I never knew Nicky, until I met him".
Another time. Debbie was drinking a lot of wine. Someone asked a question and she responded. "what do I know" but it came out as,
"what a wino"
You can't make this stuff up folks.
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". 
MOM
I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).