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Old 09-26-2018, 04:52 PM
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Friends of mine had their sons Godfather call one day and invited himself down for 11 days. The friend was OK but his girlfriend was a nightmare to be around. After several days, the friend said he loved TV and knew there was a house around the corner from them, he wanted to look at.

My friend said he saw the house, "it was a 2 bedroom, 2 bath and too close".

One time my friends Nick and Debbie and I went to Guy Fieri's for dinner. After a couple of drinks, Debbie looked up and said, "I never knew Nicky, until I met him".


Another time. Debbie was drinking a lot of wine. Someone asked a question and she responded. "what do I know" but it came out as, "what a wino"

You can't make this stuff up folks.
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