A Letter From Wifey
A man is away at a golf tournament, and receives a letter from his wife.
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your weeklong golf trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-250 when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake while answering a call from a woman on my cell phone.
The garage door is destroyed and the F-250 fortunately came to a stop when it crashed into your Corvette. It totaled both of them but luckily it missed my bike.
I'm really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me.
Your loving wife.
P.S. That cellphone call was from your girlfriend and she's pregnant.
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