This week's The New Yorker caption contest.
"Wow, this will be a night I'll never forget."
"So, your profile said you call yourself the man of steel?"
"It's a bit stiff, but it suits you."
"I said I was hoping for a little amour, not armor."
"I've been told I can be a bit defensive."
"It's my night job."
Which should I enter?
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