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Old 10-13-2018, 06:44 AM
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Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: "Windows are totally frozen, will not open."

Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”




15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally ruined.”