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Old 10-17-2018, 01:21 PM
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A female resident of The Villages is out walking when she sees an attractive older man sitting on a bench.
They strike up a conversation and she asked, "Have you lived here long?"

"I bought in here 20 years ago."
She answered, "I've been here 15 years.
Why Haven't I seen you before?"

'I've been in prison for the last 17 years."
Looking amazed, she asked "What were you in for?"
"I murdered my first wife."

She looked at him sympathetically and asked "So you're single then?"
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