Originally Posted by Nucky

This reminds me of a man with a medical problem. Poor guy went into a Doctor and said his Carrott turned Orange. Doctor asked if he had any major changes in his life? He replied that he was laid off from his job two weeks before and just sits around the house eating Cheese Doodles and watching Pornos. The Doctor like one of our posters passed out! Maybe this NOTHING but belongs on the Joke Thread.

Mrs. Abby, you have 24 hours to get this joke it's a little involved but doesn't say any discontinued words.