A guy is sitting with his blonde girlfriend on the couch watching the news.
A report comes on that 5 Brazilian parachutists died during a demonstration jump.
Suddenly the girl starts crying about the news story.
The guy says " Well something like this is understandable considering that skydiving is a dangerous sport and these things happen, so, why are you so upset?"
She sniffles, "Because 5 Brazilian people died." Sniffle, Sniffle, "How many IS a Brazilian?"