Sarah's not coming??? Now what will I do with all of these tomatoes?

I can think of a host of reasons she's not coming.

1. She thought she could hunt and they hid the buffalo.
2. She can't remember the speech she's given at least 50 times.
3. She doesn't know where Florida is.
4. She thought Florida was a foreign country that could boost her Foreign
Policy Resume. (too bad, so sad.)
5. She's too busy watching Russia from her backyard.
6. Her beehive attacked her.
7. She's holding out for more money from the Morse's.
8. McCain is having her Crazy Glued to his arm.
9. She found out that the "Fundamentals and Foundation" McCain was
talking about is not her push-up bra.
10. They're opening up a new crystal meth lab in Wasilla and she has to
be there for the ribbon cutting.

Sigh. She's a busy, busy lady!