The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday
were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write
notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed
her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her
right..
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left,
so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her
left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members
again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her
waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said,
'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they
treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a
note to the nephew...... .. . . .
'Bastards won't let me fart.'
