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Old 12-03-2018, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BK001 View Post
You are nothing but funny! I weigh every single morning. Sometimes I step on and off 5 or 6 times -- the number is always different -- grrrr -- but the bright side is that I ALWAYS use the smallest reading.

One of these days I am going to buy a medical grade scale where you move the weights - I'm sure they are more accurate but I probably can't cheat on it. LOL
Mrs. BK there is NOTHING but a way to cheat. The first time you get on the Doctor Type beam Scale put a Hundred and Fifty dollars in Quarters in the pockets of your tightest pants so they don't zooop fall down. When you get weighed in the first week, NOTHING but instant HERO STATUS and praise from the Hubby! Yippeeee, lose weight maybe you'll get a new car, I feel like Monty Hall.

That's what the Teamsters called me amongst other things. Monty Lets Make A Deal!