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Old 12-25-2018, 10:44 PM
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Friends, please be careful. The other day I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails and then a couple of shots.

I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That’s when I decided to do what I had never done before. I took a cab home.

Sure enough, there was a police roadblock on the way but since it was a cab, they just waved it through. I arrived home without incident.

This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don’t even know where I got it from. And now, it is in my garage and I don’t know what to do with it.
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