The National Enquirer...a fine example of American Journalism....

But usually they report on important things like:

Dr. Phil's getting a divorce and Oprah is a lesbian...those really important National Issues. What is their ratio of civil lawsuits to Pulitzer prizes? A Million to 0.

After this it could be a Million and 1 to 0.

But it goes right along with John McCain's dishonorable lying campaign adds.