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Originally Posted by Abby10
I wonder if Nuckster has been NOTHING but busy picking up the pupster today? He hasn't been around since early this morning..........hmmm  |
Jello there my lovely NOTHING'S. I take my first Nappy-Poo in a long tine and whammo yous guys break loose on all fronts. First things First, what the hell is the Mahoof? The firstly thing that jumps into my mind is that slimeball lowlife pondscum lowlife who ruined many peoples financial lives. Put 'em in Pig Furures if they were lucky.
Then steady Edna, FW who is as solid as a rock is busting out with funny ones all over the NOTHING place. Then Abby breaks loose and makes her return to the NOTHING stage from exile onto the NOTHING Cloud with an occasional check in, We have K-Man released from financial Purgatory with the new accountant who also represented Redd Fox, Mike Tyson, Toy's Not Us Anymore & Sears & NOroebuck but something that rhymes with Roebuck, starts with We$$C^ed. And of course our resident NOTHING accountant who is going to need and extra Pint of two tomorrow of O positive when he reads the adding tape for todays post numbers.
Then we had BK. This Dog thing has Pooped yours truly out and I don't even have him yet. BK let us share her Dearly Departed pups name, How could our Dog be anything other than Luca. When I heard it I just knew. Wow is that perfecto or what? Thank's BK that means the world to us. You're a good egg, not a mahoff or mahoof or whatever the hell. Since I will be becoming a Father again tomorrow I'm dropping the Mrs. that I normally put in front of all yous womens names. I still immensely respectify yous all but am ready to try something new, it feels funny. So say a prayer for Luca NOTHING Brasi! If he's had a rough life we intend to make up for it by spoiling the daylights outta him. At 60 years old I get to experience the Christmas Feeling tomorrow and by tomorrow night I'll be wondering why did I do this?
Just kidding! Can't wait for it to be tomorrow!
Come on Luca. Thank's Mrs BK, I mean BK you made my day
Come on Luca make our lives full with a pets love. We'll stand with you, you little tough guy!