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Old 01-15-2019, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Dennis and Rose View Post
Woman has a massive heart attack and is on the operating table. As her soul is leaving her body, God says, go back you have another 25 years. Sure enough the operation is a success. Afterwards she is so happy, she treats herself to an eye job, nose job, face lift, breast augmentation. Happy with her new self she goes jogging and gets slammed by a bus. As her soul wings to heaven she yells out to God, You told me I had another 25 years. The heavens open and God replies, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you
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