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Old 01-15-2019, 05:32 PM
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The President is walking out of the White House and heading towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A Secret Service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse”. This startles the would-be assassin and he is captured.

Later the Secret Service supervisor takes the neophyte agent aside and asks “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, Duck!”
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