One Day In January
We're into 2019 now and I still have so many unanswered questions!
I've never found out who let the dogs out?
Or, where’s the beef?
I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street?
Why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps?
Why are eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails and requires tools to open?
Why is “abbreviated” is such a long word?
Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
And, why do you have to “put your two cents in,” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts.” Who is that extra penny going to?
Just what exactly is Victoria’s secret?
And where is Waldo?
Can you hear me now?
Do you really think I am this witty? I'm not. I actually got this from my wife's hairdresser's step daughter who is married to a guy who works at Evans Prairie and who golfs with a cousin in Virginia Trace who found it on a blog posted by a guy in Fenney.
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