Great -- pandering to my worst fears. LOL There is no bleeping way I'd get anywhere close to that thing! And who can forget when a woman was mauled nearly to death by her friend's pet chimpanzee Travis, who had been raised from birth and regarded as a son.
The 200-pound domesticated chimp uncharacteristically snapped and attacked the woman when she went to pick the ape up. The deranged beast tore off the helpless woman's hands, nose, lips and eyelids.
Woman who had most of her face torn off by crazed chimp speaks for first time | Daily Mail Online
I'll stick to dogs and cats, thank you!