Here's some entertainment for you -
Sometimes I think K would make the perfect husband for me. Now don't get too excited and let's not start any rumors, just hear me out. I like having my mornings to myself and I like them to be quiet. I can get up at a reasonable hour somewhere between 6 & 8 and know that K won't be on here til about 11 or 11:30. I like predictability. There's NOTHING like that here. My husband's hours are all over the board and like a box of chocolates, I never know what I'm gonna get in the morning.
Then there's the fact that K's bedtime is much later than mine meaning it will be easier to keep the fire burning. I don't mean that fire - I mean the fireplace fire! It's always a big deal here about who's gonna roll out of bed first and take care of stoking the fire. God forbid should the heater turn on - lol
And last but not least - he's 3000 miles away and I can turn him off and on with a tap of a computer button......

Disclaimer to dispel any ridiculous rumors this could foster: There is no trouble in paradise in this household. Some mornings I just miss my lengthy quiet time.......