[geofitz13]

Originally Posted by My Post

A British Butler trained at the Silver Swan preferably named Jeeves or Cheens. An autographed photo of Dolly Parton. A bowl of M&M's, with the brown ones omitted. Coffee from beans grown in the hills of Kilauea, lovingly harvested from natives making at least 100K with full bennies. Benign neighbors not unpleasant to look at who will not make eye contact before 11 AM.
A copy of the days Nikkei, in English of course, brought up the driveway lovingly by a Tibetan Mastiff. Maybe some Almas Caviar to snack on and a glance at an ivory Billed Woodpecker in the backyard plumage.

Other than that, not picky. White Truffles I suppose would be a bonus.

WHITE truffles? How gauche!