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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
I do think that Aristophanes was NOTHING but onto something when he suggested in his Lysistrata that wars and other violence could be prevented by the withholding of sex. I know a suggestion that the well might dry up from a girlfriend was a quick way of making me behave. And "Yes, Dear" does seem to go in that direction.
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When your girlfriend threatens to "cut you off" just tell her she has to find out who you're getting it from first. Then NOTHING but run for your life..
The three words you hate to hear when you're making love?
Honey I'm home..
