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Old 04-05-2019, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BK001 View Post
SNIP...>As far as guests, nothing but nice to see them come, sometimes even nicer to see them leave. LOL <...SNIP
I fell on the floor laughing one time, when a friend of mine was complaining about some 'distant' cousins that came for a visit.

It had been almost a week...and he was NOTHING but tired of them.

His hilarious words of wisdom were; "Sometimes guests are like fish...after 3 days they start to stink."

Of course, I later found out that the idiom...is attributed to Benjamin Franklin.



Speaking of which...do you know how to stop fish from smelling?




Cut off their noses.