To lighten the mood of today .....
Gonna be a Bear:
In this life I am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you are a girl bear you birth your children (who are size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a Mama Bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yep, gonna be a Bear.
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