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Old 04-10-2019, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Nucky View Post
BK may I please put in NOTHING but a request for a killer joke!
I don't think this one is a killer but here goes nothing:

A priest is driving along a country road when a trooper pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: “Have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The cop replies: “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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