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Old 04-15-2019, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by BK001 View Post
Good morning all,

Since I'm nothing but wide-awake, and apparently the first one up, I'll start with a funny one-liner for the day:

Overheard at a loss weight clinic: "I have tried everything, short of diet and exercise, and still haven't lost a pound."
"I'll take NOTHING but a half-dozen jumbo chocolate chip cookies, to eat here...and a diet Coke."


Hope you're feeling better...day by day.