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Originally Posted by BK001
Thanks Abby.
True story - many, many years ago (in between husbands) I decided to build a closet in my bedroom. It was a simple design that basically involved constructing 4 sliding doors across the room - just frames with rice paper -- like this sliding doors japanese style - Yahoo Search Results Image Search Results
I thought I did a great job. However there was nothing less than a gap when the doors were closed. I could not figure out why. For months it bothered me and I would measure, re-measure and check my math. Always worked out perfectly -- yet still a gap! So frustrating.
Finally, in a fit (and aided and abetted by a bottle of Merlot) I decided this was not going to get the better of me and I measured every last portion of this closet -- INCLUDING each piece of wood.
It was then I learned this sorry, testosterone-laden fact. A 1" x 2" piece of wood does not measure 1 inch x 2 inches. Same for a 2 x 4, etc. etc. I was shocked. The next time I was at the lumberyard/hardware store I complained to the clerk. His answer was "Look lady, everyone knows those are the measurements at the mill before the wood is cut down."
Conclusion #1: I should have built the closet at the mill.
Conclusion #2: Make sure you always check measurements even when you buy a 12" ruler - since you never know.
Conclusion #3: If you ask a man "what color was George Washington's white horse?" -- be prepared for an illogical answer. |
Like I tell Abby.. You're such a girl..
NOTHING but a funny story..