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Originally Posted by Nucky
1ST Doctor today suggested I lose weight, I couldn't help myself, I told him he must have graduated at the top of his class! He busted out laughing, its all in the delivery.
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I did something similar --
I nothing but asked my doctor:
Q. "What do you call a person who graduates from a top medical school at the top of their class"?
A. Doctor
Q. "And what do you call a person who graduates from a low ranking, third world medical school at the bottom of their class?
A. Doctor
And, so it goes. I could be a doctor -- I would simply tell everyone I meet: Lose, Weight, Stop Smoking, Eat Right, Avoid Stress, Sleep Soundly, Avoid anything Processed. I'll bill you later.