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Originally Posted by Nucky
Tal, you can count up the score on NOTHING on your Hands & Toes tomorrow. Unless the total count is Eleven.
Then use your Nose! 
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Good Morning Sweet
Nothings:
Now that you got me started, this one got me into a whole lot of trouble when the nun in grammar caught me passing a note with this joke:
Q. What's big and round and sticks out of a man's pajamas?
A. His head!
Despite getting in trouble with the joke, I actually did quite well in school -- an otherwise good kid. Just always loved those jokes!