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Old 05-17-2019, 08:47 AM
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Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5!!
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person, and everyone does it too.
10) You do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.