Funny lines from books you’ve read
Just reading what I call a “beach book” called Whiskey for Breakfast, by Liliana Hart.
“The woman was somewhere between twenty-two and seventy-two. There was too much plastic surgery getting in the way to make an accurate guess, and I was thinking we’d probably have to chop her in half and count her rings if we wanted to know her real age.”
Have you read something that tickled you?
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Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
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