If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Seems like the best investment plan these days is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
