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Old 06-18-2019, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by BK001 View Post
Yes, I thought it was good.

I've read thousands of resumes over the course of my 40 plus years in HR. I had a folder (unfortunately lost in one of our moves) of "memorable resumes", which contained some of the most unbelievable products. One was from a college graduate (from a very good school) who applied for a position as a "prufreader". I thought it had to be a joke but, unfortunately, it was not.
I too have read thousands of resumes in my career and some of them...made me laugh out loud.

One of my favorites was the guy who took a complete additional page, to explain all of his run-ins with the law (6 or 7 separate incidents).



His last one said, "they accused me of armed robbery, but the charges were dropped because they didn't have any video proof...and couldn't find the gun."