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Old 07-04-2019, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by BK001 View Post
Happy 4th to all us nothings and everyone else! Enjoy the barbecues, cookouts, etc but most of all, stay safe!
Hey BK. I heard from Our New Landscapers, Wifey's, Hairdresser's, Sister In Law's Parole Officer that the Man With The Wooden Leg and Eye Patch and 4 Fingers on The Right Hand and Three Fingers on The Left who is Selling Fireworks Near Lowes on 441 has NOTHING But The Bestest Fireworks For Sale. A Little Cheaper Because They Each Have Short Fuses.

Tonight makes me think of Barney and even Little Luca who were scared of Fireworks Big Time. 95 Lb Boxer shook like a Little Sissy. I stayed up with him every 4th of July and made it through work somehow with hardly any sleep. God, I wish Barney or Luca were with us for us to take care of them. ++ = N.G.