[Mikitv]

MY
FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up,












Will Power helps me get out of bed



Then I go to see John.



Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.



When he leaves,

Arthur Ritis

shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint



After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer



and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings' !!!!!!!

Have a Wonderful Day~