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Originally Posted by Barefoot
This is NOTHING but my favourite icon.  Unfortunately I rarely get a chance to use it.
Do you have a favourite icon?
We spell words that have an "or" with a U in Canada, like neighbour or favourite. I have no clue why.
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In that case, I wish I never forget NOUTHING again. What a Bonehead I am sometimes. I better put a regular NOTHING.
Yeah, Hey Abbot, I mean Hey Abby! It's time your Union Break is over, time to get back to NOTHING.
Two Joke For Barefoot:
1) Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s
2) Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.
The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
The devil realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"