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Originally Posted by Nucky
I see that those words are NOTHING but true. However, I've made some errors before and am trying to keep my act a little cleaner. I would be thrown out of Florida if I put this one in writing.  |
The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.
"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"
"Where'd it sting you?"
"Between the first and second hole."
"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."
I hope this one makes the NOTHING cut. I means stays on NOTHING but is also seen as funny.