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08-08-2019, 06:40 PM
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Sage
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Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Between 466 & 466A
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BK001
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the
honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are
married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
“For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
“I wasn't!”
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I joined the gym and asked my trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”
He retorted... “The ATM machine."
Son-of-a-gun...it worked!
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