300 years ago a lot of fools were killed off by wild animals, outlaws, roving bands of angry Indians or standing out in the open during a storm and struck by lightning. Modern society has greatly reduced death by animals, outlaws and roving bands of angry Indians so now we have a larger percentage of fools. Consequently we only have lightning left to help cleanse the gene pool. If an adult needs someone to tell them to get off the golf course during a storm they have only their foolish self to blame if struck by lightning.
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