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Old 09-04-2019, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 View Post
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it....
Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?

A: "Olive or twist?"