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Old 09-11-2019, 08:55 PM
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Genie: "I shall grant you three wishes."

Me: "Great, I wish for a world without lawyers."

Genie: "Your wish is granted...you have no more wishes."

Me: "But, you said I had three wishes."







Genie: "So sue me."
I will have to remember that one.