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Old 09-21-2019, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by ColdNoMore View Post
Genie: "I shall grant you three wishes."

Me: "Great, I wish for a world without lawyers."

Genie: "Your wish is granted...you have no more wishes."

Me: "But, you said I had three wishes."

Genie: "So sue me."
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