After a really bad round, the golfer spots a lake at the 18th hole. He says to his caddy, "I thing i'll drown myself." The caddy answers, "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
Another golfer had 160 yard shot to the hole. He says to his caddy, "do you think I can get there with a 5 iron." His caddy responds, "eventually"
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