A buddy and his proctologist friend go out to play a round of golf. After the first hole they realize that they forgot a pencil to write down the scores so the proctologist's buddy says to him "Hey, let me use that pen in your pocket" Proctologist hands it to him and the guy says, "This isn't a pen, its a rectal thermometer." Proctologist apologizes, reaches in his pocket again and hands him another pen. Guy gets it and says again, "this isnt a pen either, it too is a rectal thermometer. Proctologist puts it back in his pocket and says, "Dang, some ahole has my pen"
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