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Originally Posted by Spoiler
Good Morning from the beautiful Monarch Grove area of The Villages in sunny Florida.
Nothing sad going on here other than Mrs Spoiler’s flint stone mobile had a slight mechanical failure and she is driving me to my toaster oven treatments in my own sweet chariot. While that all sounds great, the real problem is that she is starting to like it a little to much and may try taking it away from me while I’m in this weakened state...
If anyone see’s a spiffy red car going around corners on two wheels with a hungry looking guy strapped down into the passenger seat, please HELP... Just consider it NOTHING but the right thing to do...
Thanking you in advance,
The Spoiler
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If you need a helping hand commandeering your ride back into your primary possession I'll be glad to help you.
All you have to do is tell your wife that your car has been recalled because the GooberSmoocher is stuck in the wide-open position and could cause the car to go into NOTHING but full Dynaflow. That should do the trick. A banana in the tailpipe is also a cheap remedy to get your ride back.
Here's to you Spoiler
Go Give "Em Hell!
