"crappy cheap option that you can only run 2 devices on before everything starts feeling like sludge"
LOL...Who told you to think this? Bandwidth is bandwidth-bound, not device-bound. But 100mbps only $10 more over 25mbps when it is usually at least $20 is a good deal.
The bandwidth isn't crappy...your 1080p non-HDR television is
It looks like Sling TV is the cheapest plan to get the Golf Channel.
For more free stuff, load tubi, filmrise, crackle, and XUMO apps.