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Originally Posted by Spoiler
I’m actually still thinking on joining the Army. Not sure if I’ve aged to a point where they would want nothing to do with me or not... But I sure would like to see the whole dang world for free... (and the 5% discount at Lowes would be pretty good to...)
I may just call a recruiter this afternoon... Hmmm...?  |
Don't call NOTHING butt NOBODY there Sgt Spoiler II. We happen to have an acquaintance in Florida who am da man with signing up peoples. They even wanted me as their Secret Weapon!
I'd be in charge of having other Calorically Challenged people fall off the top bunk in Enemy Territory and create gigundo Sinkholes. Old chubby people also need to apply.
